Thursday, January 21, 2010

Friday Funny with a Moo to You

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This week we're going way out in left field; into a field full of cows actually, and that's no Bull.

We have been inspired by a recent trip that Big Passy and his son made out to a friend's farm in the country. It was quite an experience being away from computers and guitars for a few days, and we had to mingle with the cows as our alternative source of amusement.

So since returning home, we have been on the net, and had a cow of a time finding anything really hilarious to do with cows. So this week's Friday Funny, might be more of a Friday Funny with the Fresians, or maybe a joke with the
Jerseys, or perhaps a happy smile with the Herefords.

First up we have some You Tube Videos involving cow humor, from TV ads through to music videos and techno remixes.
Smile and say Cheese, and let's get into it.

Here is one of my son's favourite books when he was a youngster:

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Here are some "out there" cow inspired Music Videos.

Hope you enjoyed that one, because here is another one that is a real off the wall original.

And finally we have one more essential cowful masterpiece from YouTube:

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Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy

Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody's herd.

Q: Why can't you shock cows?
A: They've herd it all.

Q: What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A: A steak out.

Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!

Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Q: Where do cows go on dates?
A: The moo-vies!

Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows

Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Q: Where do cows go on their space vacation?
A: The moooooon!

Q: What are cows favorite party games?
A: MOO-sical chairs!

Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: To get to the Milky Way!

Q: What do cows like to listen to?
A: Moo-sic!

Q: What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A: A lawn mooer.

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just down the road!"
- The second cow replied, "So what? It doesn't affect us chickens!"

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Cow-a-Bunga, and all that sort of surfing jive, have a cow of a weekend, and make it back here alive, standing upright on all hooves.


Big Passy Wasabi

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