Friday, November 25, 2011

Superman Friday Funny

superman walking down the street
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This week we have a super Friday Funny for you all.

You might have heard recently that Superman's identity was strewn all across Facebook by Batman.

superman facebook busted cartoon
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Batman has always had the upper hand in these things.

batman owling on superman planking cartoon
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Superman was getting a bit behind the times, and the new guy on the streets is "App Man".



Naturally Superman has been a bit depressed of late. He has really stacked on some kilos, as this next video reveals.



There is talk that there might be a Super Cat action hero soon.

super cat lifting car
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But his sphere of influence will be rather limited.

Kitty in tree not dogs problem
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Perhaps this young boy from the East is ready to step up to the crime fighting arena.

(With a name like that, how can he go wrong!)

Photo id of Singapore dude
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Perhaps he could join the Super Heroes in a game of Poker. Apparently Superman has been kicked out of the game for using his X-Ray vision to look at everyone's card... fancy that!




Classic Superman Joke

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building
drinking when the first man turns to the other one and says, "You know,
last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the

time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so
intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar,
but says nothing.

The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that
could happen!"

"No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the
street below.
When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the
building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished.!

"You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been a one-time

fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"

"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just
as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries
him around the building and into the window. He takes the elevator back to
the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully!
urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it.

"Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so

I'll try it!"

He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - rapidly
passes The 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...his body hits the sidewalk with a
loud "splat."

Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to
the first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman, you're not a very nice guy when you're drunk."


Finally, here is a video of a nice little Superman mod in Minecraft.



Have a Super Weekend,

Big Passy Wasabi

Friday, November 18, 2011

Couch Potato Friday Funny

bizarre couch potato car
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This week we are looking at Couch Potato Television.

What is to be gained by watching so much of the tube? Perhaps one can gain fantastic general knowledge and one day become a quiz show champion.



If you don't believe that watching TV rots your brain, then check out this couch potato contestant.





Symptoms of being a Couch Potato
  • You wake up at 9 AM.
  • You read a news paper while brushing
  • You switch on the TV while sipping Tea.
  • You continuously change channels as there are no interesting programs.
  • Still you watch any program.
  • You dad yells at you for watching TV in busy morning.
  • You put off the TV and immediately start the computer.
  • Suddenly, you realise that you have to bath. So you shut down the computer.
  • After bathing and having lunch, you're again on the PC.
  • After checking mails, you have nothing to do, so you leave the PC and start the TV.
  • You watch two back to back movies on any random TV channel.
  • You are very much irritated by TV advertisements.
  • You fall asleep while watching TV
  • TV is boring so you are on the PC.
  • After sometime PC is boring, so you are on TV.
  • ...and the cycle continues.
  • Your life is only computer and TV...
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The following highly educational video will teach you everything you need to know about being a Couch Potato.



If the shows get boring on TV, there are always entertaining ads like this one, no matter what country you are in.



The CP syndrome is not limited to humans in developed countries around the world.

raccoon couch potato poster
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The CP disease is definitely spreading like wildfire throughout the animal kingdom.

couch potato cat
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Here is the perfect beer ad for couch potato guys.



That last Heineken ad was probably not what you were expecting, and there were so many couch potato complaints that they actually had to remake it.

Here for your potato viewing pleasure is "Walk in Fridge Mk II".



Stupid things do happen on TV and this one is a classic.



Make sure you get up off the couch this weekend!

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

Monday, November 14, 2011

Install Linux Live Pada USB Dengan Menggunakan LiLi USB Creator

 Pada kesempatan berbahagia ini, saya ingin berbagi sesuatu hal yang mungkin kalian tidak ketahui. Ini pun dulu saya tidak mengetahui nya juga dan saya pun mulai inisiatif untuk mencari artikel terkait mengenai permasalahan yang saya alami ini jadi ini dia cara menginstal linux melalu USB, Software yang di pakai disini yaitu menggunakan LiLi USB Creator, dan ini lah langkah langkah penggunaanya :




Siaping Bahan’na :


1.Linux Live USB Creator bisa didonlot di : http://www.linuxliveusb.com/en/download
2.ISO/Image Linux
3.Flashdisk mu
4.Komputer/laptop
5.Cemilan , Minuman dan Permen secukup’na :D



Cara Pembuatang :
1.Instal Linux Live USB Creator,ngga usah dijelas’in lah (tinggal Next2 sampe Finish)
2.Coloking Plesdis ke Komputer,lalu pada Step 1 pilih Drive dimana agan mo install linux





3.Step 2 adalah pilih ISO/Image Linux berada, pilihang disini ada :
  •ISO/IMG/ZIP : ini kalo image agan masih mentah 
  •CD : ini pilihang jika agan punya CD/DVD Linux yang mo dibiking live
  •Download : lah kalo yang ini sih pilihang jika agan lom punya 2 pilihang diatas




4.Masih berkutat di Step 2,yaitu pengecekang jika Linux belum disupport buat Live USB. Dan jika udah terverifikasi maka linux baca no.5 dibawah tapi jika linux belum terverifikasi untuk dibuat live maka cari image linux yang compatible





5.Step 3 Persistence,pembuatang paging/mount linux


6.Step 4 Options,disini ada pilihang yaitu :


•Hide Created files on key : untuk membuat system linux menjadi super hidden
•Format the key in FAT32 (this will erase your data !!) : hati2 pilihang ini buat memformat full 
plesdis agan 
•Enable Launching LinuxLive in Windows (requires internet to install) : fitur keren dengan install linux yang bias boot dalam windows,cumang pilihang ini memerlukang koneksi internet 







7.Sebentar dah…..makang cemilan dan ngemut permeng biar ngga pait lidah ane
8.Step 5 adalah tahap terakhir,disini agan tinggal pencet gambar petir….




9.Udah selesai,tinggal coba dengan setingan BIOS First Boot ke Removabledisk



Friday, November 11, 2011

Confucius Friday Funny

Tiger Woods Cheats
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This week we have a very wise Friday Funny featuring a few of our favorite Confucius sayings.

Confucius Say:

Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Boy who runs after bus, often get exhausted.

House without toilet is uncanny.

bicycle cannot stand coz two tired
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Confucius Say:

Man who run in front of bus get tired... but

Man who run behind bus get exhausted.

go to dentist tooth thrity
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Confucius Say:

Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

Mummys who take vacation, will relax and unwind.


man who want nurse be patient
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Confucius Say:

House with red light over door...not always Communist Party Headquarters.

Man who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

don't pay for late pizza
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Confucius Say:

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

confucious poster say script is wrong
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Confucius Say:

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
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Confucius Say:

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


This last one is not funny as such, but will make you very happy if you can achieve it.

find job u love and never work day of ur life
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Enjoy the weekend,
Big Passy Wasabi

Friday, November 4, 2011

Military Friday Funny

Soldier with leg pulled up
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This week to celebrate the release of Battlefield 3, we have a Wartime Friday Funny.

Warning: It can be a very accident prone life in the modern army.



These guys with their basic apparatus should be fairly safe in the battle field!

tricycle army dudes
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Looks like these soldiers are all ready for Halloween, and can fly to safety easily.

Halloween Witches army dudes on broomsticks
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Time now for us to look at the humorous side of army life.

clown with army
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Here is an absolute classic: the full length version of Monty Python's funniest army joke.



Flying helicopters and driving tanks around Battlefield 3 sure is fun, but imagine how much fun it would be doing the real thing.

overturned tank
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But being part of this Army next manouver doesn't look like too much fun.

Something is definitely very wrong here.


human gun mount
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Time now for a music video of classic funny Army pictures from the web.



Another Monty Python classic: "Marching Up and Down the Square".



Surprised that nobody in that little group suggested going off for a sausage sizzle.

Army Sausage Sizzle
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Saving the best for last, one of our all time favorites: "Black Adder".




Let's finish off with YouTube's top three military fails ever.



But our number one army fail is this one:

Motorbike Wheel Off
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That's it for the War Friday Funny, time to get back to some Battlefield 3
bang bang shoot 'em up.


Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi