Thursday, October 21, 2010
Golfing Friday Funny
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Here at Passy World we have always found Golf to be a game of enormous frustration and downright embarrassment. Big Passy has always preferred a good game of tennis, than attempts in vain to smash the little white ball down a fairway.
This week we have a look at some of Golf's lighter moments, and wonder why anyone would ever want to play this crazy game!
Let's start off with a classic YouTube Golf Bloopers clip.
The big problem with Golf is that there is just so much stuff to concentrate on.
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Some people go golfing to enjoy the serenity of the surroundings. Others manage to find a sense of excitement and adventure!
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Mind you, the golf adventures just get bigger and bigger.
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Q: What do you call 1,000 golfers lined up on a pebble beach holding hands?
A: Pebble Beach Golf Links.
Q. Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ?
A. Just in case they had a hole in one.
Q. Where can you find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day?
A. "A golf course!!"
Q. Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A. A bad golfer goes: WHACK..."Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"!...WHACK.
Q. What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm?
A. Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!
Q. Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course?
A. Because that's how long it took the Scots who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!
Q. Did you hear about the golfer who got shot yesterday?
A. Yes, they said it was a hole in Juan.
Q. What are the four worst words you could hear during a game of golf?
A. It's still your turn!
Q. Did you hear about the player who spent too much time in the bunker?
A. He got mail addressed to Hitler.
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Here are some guys who almost pulled off the perfect lie.
But what golfing really needs are some decent technological assistance.
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Yes what we definitely need are changes to make everything bigger and better!
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Here is a golf technology update for all of the Transformers movie fans.
And here is a Golfing clip for all of the Star Wars fans.
But the best ever golfing moments can be found in the classic golf movie "Caddyshack". Borrow it from the video library sometime. We guarantee you won't be dissappointed.
20 Golfing Laws
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and a tax agent -- or some similar combination.
LAW 13: Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (see Law three)
LAW 15: Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."
LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day
Here is an amazing golfing commercial that we found on You Tube. Golf is indeed a game of intense concentration.
So that's it for this week, and we hope your golfing experiences end up being better than this.
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Big Passy Wasabi