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This week we have a very wise Friday Funny featuring a few of our favorite Confucius sayings.
Confucius Say:
Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Boy who runs after bus, often get exhausted.
House without toilet is uncanny.
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Confucius Say:
Man who run in front of bus get tired... but
Man who run behind bus get exhausted.
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Confucius Say:
Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.
He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.
Mummys who take vacation, will relax and unwind.
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Confucius Say:
House with red light over door...not always Communist Party Headquarters.
Man who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.
Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.
He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.
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Confucius Say:
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Confucius Say:
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
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Confucius Say:
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
This last one is not funny as such, but will make you very happy if you can achieve it.
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Enjoy the weekend,
Big Passy Wasabi
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