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This week we have a super Friday Funny for you all.
You might have heard recently that Superman's identity was strewn all across Facebook by Batman.
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Batman has always had the upper hand in these things.
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Superman was getting a bit behind the times, and the new guy on the streets is "App Man".
Naturally Superman has been a bit depressed of late. He has really stacked on some kilos, as this next video reveals.
There is talk that there might be a Super Cat action hero soon.
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But his sphere of influence will be rather limited.
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Perhaps this young boy from the East is ready to step up to the crime fighting arena.
(With a name like that, how can he go wrong!)
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Perhaps he could join the Super Heroes in a game of Poker. Apparently Superman has been kicked out of the game for using his X-Ray vision to look at everyone's card... fancy that!
Classic Superman Joke
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building
drinking when the first man turns to the other one and says, "You know,
last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the
time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so
intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar,
but says nothing.
The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that
could happen!"
"No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the
street below.
When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the
building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished.!
"You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been a one-time
fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"
"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just
as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries
him around the building and into the window. He takes the elevator back to
the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully!
urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it.
"Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so
I'll try it!"
He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - rapidly
passes The 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...his body hits the sidewalk with a
loud "splat."
Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to
the first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman, you're not a very nice guy when you're drunk."
Finally, here is a video of a nice little Superman mod in Minecraft.
Have a Super Weekend,
Big Passy Wasabi
