Friday Funny Christmas Holidays

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Hi everyone. Big Passy is off for a grand trek of South America in a few days time, and so there will be no Friday Funnies for the next few weeks.

Here in Australia it is summer holidays for high school teachers, and I am taking the opportunity to travel half way across the world and explore the wonders of Peru, Chile, Argentina, and Bolivia.

In the meantime, here are some funny videos to get you through Christmas and into the New Year.

First up some funny Christmas Photos in a video compilation.




This next clip with singing dogs is really cute.



National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is our all time favorite Christmas movie here at Passy's World, and here is a great clip from the movie.



Here is another great clip from Chevy Chase's "Christmas Vacation" movie.



Finally our all time favorite Christmas carol: "Aussie Jingle Bells"



We wish you a great Christmas and New Year, and here at Passy World we will be into Maths and IT in a big way in 2012.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

Epic Meal Time Friday Funny

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Hope you guys are hungry for a big Friday Funny, because this week we have one for you that is of epic proportions.

This week we have a look at some of our favorite culinary masterpieces produced by "Epic Mealtime".

Cooking the epic way is all about meat!


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And the meatier the dish, the better.


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Here is a video of a sumptuous group banquet called "Ultimate Meat Garden".



You've got to hand it to these guys, they sure are creative.

All styles of cuisine are more than adequately catered for, as in this example of some tasty treats for all of our Italian friends.



And for gym junkie body conscious people, here is an excellent video about making some awesome protein snacks.



Special occasions are also a treat. What better dish for Valentines Day than some yummy hearts cooked up with bacon.


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That's right, there has to be bacon in every dish!

I'm not sure where these guys get the money for all the meat that they buy, but it is certainly a passion for them, and a true labour of love.


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Anyway I'm off to fire up the BBQ for an inspired meat fest.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

Exams Friday Funny

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Students at my school here in Australia have just finished end of year exams.

I think some of them may have written innovative and imaginative responses to their exam questions just like these ones.



Here is some cutting edge survey data that shows what students really think about when they are in exams.


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Here are some more great exam answers.



Did you know that the CIA government spying organisation has an entrance exam in the USA.

Here at Passy World we have uncovered the following YouTube expose video on what is required to become a member of the CIA.



Entrance Exams are also required for many exclusive Private schools in the UK and Australia.

The following are some very innovative responses to the "History" section of one such exam.

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

9. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.

10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee hee, Brutus.”

11. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

12. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

13. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

14. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.

15. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot cutter.

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Of course if you don't know the answers to exam questions, then cheating is one option that many students go for. Cheating is certainly rife in University examinations, as this action photo demonstrates.


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Saving the best for last, here is one of our favorite Mr Bean episodes, where Mr B sits for his end of year maths exam.



Well that's enough of examining the funny things that happen during exams.

We're off to examine our "To Do" list for the weekend, and then write a few school reports.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

Superman Friday Funny

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This week we have a super Friday Funny for you all.

You might have heard recently that Superman's identity was strewn all across Facebook by Batman.


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Batman has always had the upper hand in these things.


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Superman was getting a bit behind the times, and the new guy on the streets is "App Man".



Naturally Superman has been a bit depressed of late. He has really stacked on some kilos, as this next video reveals.



There is talk that there might be a Super Cat action hero soon.


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But his sphere of influence will be rather limited.


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Perhaps this young boy from the East is ready to step up to the crime fighting arena.

(With a name like that, how can he go wrong!)


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Perhaps he could join the Super Heroes in a game of Poker. Apparently Superman has been kicked out of the game for using his X-Ray vision to look at everyone's card... fancy that!




Classic Superman Joke

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building
drinking when the first man turns to the other one and says, "You know,
last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the

time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so
intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar,
but says nothing.

The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that
could happen!"

"No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the
street below.
When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the
building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished.!

"You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been a one-time

fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"

"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just
as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries
him around the building and into the window. He takes the elevator back to
the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully!
urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it.

"Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so

I'll try it!"

He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - rapidly
passes The 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...his body hits the sidewalk with a
loud "splat."

Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to
the first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman, you're not a very nice guy when you're drunk."


Finally, here is a video of a nice little Superman mod in Minecraft.



Have a Super Weekend,

Big Passy Wasabi

Couch Potato Friday Funny

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This week we are looking at Couch Potato Television.

What is to be gained by watching so much of the tube? Perhaps one can gain fantastic general knowledge and one day become a quiz show champion.



If you don't believe that watching TV rots your brain, then check out this couch potato contestant.





Symptoms of being a Couch Potato

• You wake up at 9 AM.
• You read a news paper while brushing
• You switch on the TV while sipping Tea.
• You continuously change channels as there are no interesting programs.
• Still you watch any program.
• You dad yells at you for watching TV in busy morning.
• You put off the TV and immediately start the computer.
• Suddenly, you realise that you have to bath. So you shut down the computer.
• After bathing and having lunch, you're again on the PC.
• After checking mails, you have nothing to do, so you leave the PC and start the TV.
• You watch two back to back movies on any random TV channel.
• You are very much irritated by TV advertisements.
• You fall asleep while watching TV
• TV is boring so you are on the PC.
• After sometime PC is boring, so you are on TV.
• ...and the cycle continues.
• Your life is only computer and TV...

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The following highly educational video will teach you everything you need to know about being a Couch Potato.



If the shows get boring on TV, there are always entertaining ads like this one, no matter what country you are in.



The CP syndrome is not limited to humans in developed countries around the world.


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The CP disease is definitely spreading like wildfire throughout the animal kingdom.


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Here is the perfect beer ad for couch potato guys.



That last Heineken ad was probably not what you were expecting, and there were so many couch potato complaints that they actually had to remake it.

Here for your potato viewing pleasure is "Walk in Fridge Mk II".



Stupid things do happen on TV and this one is a classic.



Make sure you get up off the couch this weekend!

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

Install Linux Live Pada USB Dengan Menggunakan LiLi USB Creator

 Pada kesempatan berbahagia ini, saya ingin berbagi sesuatu hal yang mungkin kalian tidak ketahui. Ini pun dulu saya tidak mengetahui nya juga dan saya pun mulai inisiatif untuk mencari artikel terkait mengenai permasalahan yang saya alami ini jadi ini dia cara menginstal linux melalu USB, Software yang di pakai disini yaitu menggunakan LiLi USB Creator, dan ini lah langkah langkah penggunaanya :




Siaping Bahan’na :


1.Linux Live USB Creator bisa didonlot di : http://www.linuxliveusb.com/en/download
2.ISO/Image Linux
3.Flashdisk mu
4.Komputer/laptop
5.Cemilan , Minuman dan Permen secukup’na :D



Cara Pembuatang :
1.Instal Linux Live USB Creator,ngga usah dijelas’in lah (tinggal Next2 sampe Finish)
2.Coloking Plesdis ke Komputer,lalu pada Step 1 pilih Drive dimana agan mo install linux

3.Step 2 adalah pilih ISO/Image Linux berada, pilihang disini ada :
  •ISO/IMG/ZIP : ini kalo image agan masih mentah 
  •CD : ini pilihang jika agan punya CD/DVD Linux yang mo dibiking live
  •Download : lah kalo yang ini sih pilihang jika agan lom punya 2 pilihang diatas

4.Masih berkutat di Step 2,yaitu pengecekang jika Linux belum disupport buat Live USB. Dan jika udah terverifikasi maka linux baca no.5 dibawah tapi jika linux belum terverifikasi untuk dibuat live maka cari image linux yang compatible

5.Step 3 Persistence,pembuatang paging/mount linux


6.Step 4 Options,disini ada pilihang yaitu :


•Hide Created files on key : untuk membuat system linux menjadi super hidden
•Format the key in FAT32 (this will erase your data !!) : hati2 pilihang ini buat memformat full 
plesdis agan 
•Enable Launching LinuxLive in Windows (requires internet to install) : fitur keren dengan install linux yang bias boot dalam windows,cumang pilihang ini memerlukang koneksi internet 

7.Sebentar dah…..makang cemilan dan ngemut permeng biar ngga pait lidah ane
8.Step 5 adalah tahap terakhir,disini agan tinggal pencet gambar petir….

9.Udah selesai,tinggal coba dengan setingan BIOS First Boot ke Removabledisk

Confucius Friday Funny

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This week we have a very wise Friday Funny featuring a few of our favorite Confucius sayings.

Confucius Say:

Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Boy who runs after bus, often get exhausted.

House without toilet is uncanny.


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Confucius Say:

Man who run in front of bus get tired... but

Man who run behind bus get exhausted.


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Confucius Say:

Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

Mummys who take vacation, will relax and unwind.



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Confucius Say:

House with red light over door...not always Communist Party Headquarters.

Man who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.


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Confucius Say:

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


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Confucius Say:

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.


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Confucius Say:

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


This last one is not funny as such, but will make you very happy if you can achieve it.


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Enjoy the weekend,
Big Passy Wasabi

Military Friday Funny

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This week to celebrate the release of Battlefield 3, we have a Wartime Friday Funny.

Warning: It can be a very accident prone life in the modern army.



These guys with their basic apparatus should be fairly safe in the battle field!


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Looks like these soldiers are all ready for Halloween, and can fly to safety easily.


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Time now for us to look at the humorous side of army life.


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Here is an absolute classic: the full length version of Monty Python's funniest army joke.



Flying helicopters and driving tanks around Battlefield 3 sure is fun, but imagine how much fun it would be doing the real thing.


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But being part of this Army next manouver doesn't look like too much fun.

Something is definitely very wrong here.


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Time now for a music video of classic funny Army pictures from the web.



Another Monty Python classic: "Marching Up and Down the Square".



Surprised that nobody in that little group suggested going off for a sausage sizzle.


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Saving the best for last, one of our all time favorites: "Black Adder".




Let's finish off with YouTube's top three military fails ever.



But our number one army fail is this one:


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That's it for the War Friday Funny, time to get back to some Battlefield 3
bang bang shoot 'em up.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

Halloween Friday Funny

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Let's get the pumpkin flaming with this Sims 2 Halloween song.



If you're too lazy to walk around town getting candy, then why not take the car out with you.


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Better watch out you don't eat that candy all at once; as over eating can have some rather horrific side effects.


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Halloween can be a pretty scarey time, especially if you're a young girl waiting on the street to get into a special party.



It can also be a real drag if you are stuck at the office with the guys working back late.


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But here are some guys who are never bored with Halloween or horrorific occasions, because they live for this stuff.



Here is another one of their clips where Michael Myers gets dumped by his girlfriend.



That kind of stuff is really funny.


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Cows are really funny too, especially when they celebrate Halloween in their own unique style.


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Passy's World of Halloween Costumes

Here are our all time favorite picks of Halloween costumes. Some of the outifts aren't nearly as scary as what must be going on in the minds of the people wearing them.

First up: Sponge Bob and Patrick.


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Not to be outdone, we have another marvelous pair of friends: Bert and Ernie.


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Seems these crazy people keep coming in twos, and here are a couple that are as thick as bricks, so to speak.


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This next one is a great idea from some very artistic ladies.


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Not to be outdone by the girls, the boys have their own action packed version of Halloween, or was that "halo-ween".


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Keeping with the gaming Halloween theme, we have Super Mario and friends.


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Last but not least, the best Halloween Costume ever, and definitely our winner of the "Best and Scariest".


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Guess we better finish up with something that's actually funny.

Here is a classic Family Guy humor with Jason Voorhees.



Go easy on the candy kids, and have a great Halloween!

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi