Thursday, September 9, 2010
Star Wars Friday Funny
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This week we are going back to take a funny look at some of the best movies of all time: the magnificent Star Wars Trilogy.
There is bound to be plenty of laughs when we cross over to the dark side, and let rip with some great send ups of these classics.
Let's start with this character called "Chad Vader". There are lots of Chad Vader episodes on YouTube, but this is one of our very favorite ones.
There is a brilliant old Mel Brooks movie that is a great send up of "Star Wars". It is caled "Spaceballs" and here is a typical scene from that movie.
Top Ten Reasons Annakin Joined the Dark Side
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones.
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, and could refinance debt through the Empire.
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock.
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict.
6. Kicked in head by bantha.
7. To impress the babes.
8. To escape cruel taunting over his dorky name.
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai".
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan.
Some of the dark lords have not faired so well however, and they are now forced to beg with the homeless as their only means of survival.
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Then there is the problem of what does a dark lord do for alternative sources of employment once his movie contract is up? Here is a hilarious look at the endless job possibilities for Darth Sidious in the new millenium.
If you are wondering what old storm troopers do on their day off in a big city; then like other old dudes, they head to the park and feed the pigeons.
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Why the Chicken Crossed the Road ?
VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father.
LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
R2D2: beep beep be bop.
BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
BIB: Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
What do you think Darth Vader really does in his spare time?
We suggest you take a good look at the cartoon below to find out the answer to this very deep sensitive question.
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Vader's other big passtime is undertaking self improvement courses, afterall a dark lord does need to be performing at his best.
You Know You are a Star Wars Geek When.......
You pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force.
You get into a fight, and you automatically find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
You get jealous of Luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
You think you are the life of the party because you imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever you get in trouble, you mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
You start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling you to go to bed.
You can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight
You buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so you could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You finally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
You have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks you if anyone else has handled your bag you say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked.
You get stuck doing 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement.
And to finish off, here is a silly video about a guy making his own light sabre.
So enjoy the weekend, and let's hope we don't find ourselves being drawn to the dark side any time soon.
Big Passy Wasabi